Alright so last Tuesday I woke up feeling kinda off down there, you know? Noticed this mild fishy smell and thought oh crap, gotta deal with this quick but don’t wanna run to the store. Remembered my grandma’s old tricks and decided to test some kitchen stuff.
First Attempt: Apple Cider Vinegar Rinse
Grabbed the dusty vinegar bottle from the pantry. Mixed one tablespoon in a mug of warm water – not too hot, tested it on my wrist. Stood naked in the shower stall, poured it slowly over my lady parts using a plastic cup. Felt that sharp tangy smell hit my nose immediately. Dripped everywhere like a leaky faucet but whatever.
Next Day: Baking Soda Bath Disaster
Wednesday night dumped like half a box of baking soda into my bathtub. Water looked cloudy white, felt weird sitting in it soaking my crotch area. Lasted maybe three minutes before my skin started tingling like crazy. Jumped out fast leaving baking soda clumps all over the tub – total mess to clean up afterwards.
Friday’s Yogurt Experiment
Plopped some plain yogurt on my hand straight from the fridge – freezing cold made me yelp. Slapped it down there messy like spreading butter on toast. Stuck panty liners in my underwear to catch drips but kept feeling chilly and sticky all afternoon. Smelled like sour milk by evening.
Final Shot: Garlic Idea
Saturday got desperate. Peeled a clove thinking it might kill bacteria. Tried wedging it up inside like those hippie blogs said. Felt like shoving a rock in there honestly! Lasted ten minutes before pulling it out – strong garlic stink followed me everywhere. Couldn’t take it anymore.
Honestly? None of these worked miracles for me. Vinegar gave a temporary fresh feeling but smell came back after shower. Baking soda made me itchy. Yogurt was just messy and garlic was straight up nasty. Gave up and finally called my doc Monday morning.
